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Cockblock Tomahawk

An object thrown with the intent of cockblocking a couple.
PJ: Did you hear about Jake and Meredith? She was giving him head in a movie theater and someone threw a cockblock tomahawk at them!
Amelia: Wow, that's embarrassing!
by Frank Longbottom September 7, 2013
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blow torch

It's where you get a blow job from a burn victim
I finally got a blow torch lastnight from that burnt lady
by wolfdick33 September 13, 2016
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Dirty tomahawk

After ejaculating during sex with a condom on, the act of removing the condom and throwing it onto the woman's face.
Robby: "Oh, how was your night with that girl?"
Matt: "It was great, we banged and I hit her with the Dirty Tomahawk afterwards. I'm sure that'll bring her back."
by Dat_pazz December 23, 2016
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lake tomahawk

Small town just outside of Minocqua and Woodruff, mostly known for their Snowshoe baseball games and fishing areas.
Let's go to the Snowshoe game at Lake Tomahawk tonight!
by BackWoodsTrucker January 7, 2017
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iranian tomahawk

When you put a dildo in a shit filled water ballon and drop it from a drone.
My neighbors were being too noisy, so I dropped an Iranian Tomahawk on their porch.
by SidewaysHammer January 17, 2017
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Bone Tomahawk

The act of holding a girl upside down and eating her out during her menstrual cylce. Similar to the infamous death scene in Bone Tomahawk.
by Imbig4u February 17, 2017
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Peruvian Torch

When you cover your partner in gasoline, and proceed to blanket them in your flammable nut.
"Gloria, get the gas, this one needs a Peruvian Torch!"
"Not again, Harold!"
by Nut_meme March 5, 2017
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