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A load of semen which has left the penis and is in the air, about to land on someone or something.
Look at that toss, it's gonna hit her in the eye!
I can't believe Fallone caught the entire toss!
by btossdu January 8, 2009
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Rusty Toolshed

Forplay before sex where a hard piece of feces is used to get the girl off, where it will melt from the wet warmth inside of her, creating a natural lubrication for intercorse.
I took a dump and gave my wife the rusty toolshed.
by Ojizzum March 1, 2008
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tooshy-moosh

A tooshy-moosh (n.) is a person, male generally, who, by acting in a feminine, elaborate, fussy or flamboyant manner, is considered to be tooshy-mooshy (adj.) The term "tooshy-moosh" originated in the back alleys of Amarillo, Texas, and it was originally applied to homosexual males, or males with copious amounts of cologne and beauty products, or males who were hard to satisfy, or pacifist males. However, tooshy-moosh has developed into a broad term, often playful, to merely poke harmless fun at someone.

(tooshy-mooshin')v.
"Boy, you ain't nothin' but some yellow tooshy-moosh!" (n.)

"He's so worried, he's always just tooshy-mooshin'. (v.)

"That guy never fails to complain, he's tooshy-mooshy." (adj.)
by Paul the Lion July 8, 2006
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toss the turtle

by catkicker mcpeeee June 3, 2010
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Coin Toss Fan

A Coin Toss Fan, also known as a Fairweather fan; is a sports fan that doesn't remain loyal to any set Sport, Athlete, or Team. They base their respect on who is the best at that time. These fans are considered to be the lowest form of sports fan, since they don't remain loyal to any set Athlete or Team. This causes their ticket, brand, and product purchases to be erratic. These fans can been seen in any sports forum, where they praise an Athlete today, then bash them tomorrow. These fans are most notably found in the sports of MMA and Boxing; where titles change often. Where the pressure of a win or loss is placed on the shoulders of one Athlete, instead of a team. With the expansion of MMA, these Coin Toss Fans have caused considerable trouble in MMA forums that have a mix of loyal fans and Newbies. New comers to the sport of MMA don't have an understanding of a fighters past accomplishment, so they pick and choose a fighter based solely on hype. And since every promoter claims their own fighter to be the best in the world, Coin Toss Fans change their minds often.
(Coin Toss Fan) I love Chuck Liddell! No now I love Randy Couture! Who's the champ now? Yeah, now I love Him/Her more!! I'm such a loser of a fan!
by the2ndflood March 3, 2008
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toss rag

like a sock covered in cum. Good for insulting any old twat that pisses you off ! swiflty followed buy another top notch insult .
Ross: " Did you know, I'm colourblind but only to synthetic colours ! "
Matt: " Oh, your such a toss rag ! Go fuck your dinosaur whore of a mum ! "
by matt w & ross September 7, 2008
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tootsweet

Slang for cocaine, as per the Stephen King novel 'Thinner'
"Tootsweet?" He offered me, holding a little bag of coke.
by RoadR September 22, 2006
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