taking_a_break.exe

One of Strong Bad's computer programs
See: duck pond simulator

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by E. H. Steve June 15, 2003

taking the test

A test to discern if you have become impregnated by another human being. This can be either a good or a bad thing, never in between.

"I'm lying on my bed with a bucket between my knees, throwing up"

"Have you thought about taking the test?"

by The man yak September 23, 2007

Toaning

When someone thinks theyre funny and makes jokes all the time but in reality, theyre not funny.

Dude you've got to be toaning me that was the worst joke ever

by Toan is a fucking fag April 30, 2011

taking it up the pooper

Taking a man's penis in one's rectum

Tom: Did you hear that Evan was taking it up the pooper?
Bob: Holy Sh----! I knew he would come out of the closet eventually!

by the johnster November 12, 2013

Taking the Meek

It basically means taking the L, which stands for taking the loss. But this loss was the beef between Meek Mill vs. Drake. Meek Mill took the L so hard, they started saying 'taking the Meek'...

Boy #1 : Our high school basketball school took the loss against your school..
Boy #2 : Haha.. Your school loves taking the Meek.. 😂😂😂

by iam_d26 September 7, 2015

taking out the trash

slang for masturbating

person 1: "Are you ready yet?"
person 2: "Hold on im taking out the trash."
person 1: "Awww dude thats gross."

by The Original BA blackbelt April 25, 2010

taking a wizard

To simply urinate or take a piss
(Derived from "Taking a Whizz")

D-Pan wanted to pee so badly... so I told him to "take a wizard" on the next train carriage

I saw my friend "taking a wizard" in the bushes next door

by Felix M. October 1, 2006