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by Weeblex July 8, 2011

weiner ass

Phrase often used by 14-16 year olds in Virginia Beach, VA to be funny/annoying.

Hey guess what?... WEINER ASS

by eastcoastskater March 15, 2016

Weiner Slit

The part of a hot dog bun or girl where you put your weiner.

No matter how much extra sharp ginger brandy he's had to drink, my friend Tommy always finds the weiner slit.

by Illinois Dave June 26, 2016

Weiner-reefing

The act of pulling or tugging on one's penis with supreme or unseemly force.

Little Johnny spent the night weiner-reefing himself into a state of quadrapoligia.

by Greg P. H. January 13, 2008

Weiner shitzel

1. (v.) When a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
2. (n.) The feces on a male's penis when a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis

1. You fucking weiner shitzeled on my dick!
2. Look at all that weiner shitzel

by Rehehehehe May 13, 2023

slap the weiner

Stroking the penis until it squirts

That dude is so sexy I wanna slap the weiner on my couch.

by #wherestroy February 3, 2018

weiner thump

When you tap your "package" on your girls forehead

"Oh baby it's weiner thump time, are you ready?"
"I could go for a good weiner thump right about now"

Will you please wiener thump me?

"I could go for a nice hard weiner thump right now"

by Jessethegreat June 15, 2015