mind spiders

What a crush leaves in your brain, as though s/he is a spider who spindled a web around your thoughts.

"I can't stop thinking about what Brandon said to me the other day! And I keep imagining the way he smelled. He totally left me with mind spiders."

"That girl Trina from the club? Her ass is on loop in my head. Girl gave me a bad case of mind spiders."

by LTL December 26, 2012

mind-masturbating

To mind-fuck oneself, often in succession; lubrication offered by drugs, alcohol, etc.

I'm mind masturbating to string theory right now.

John's Girlfriend: "Hey, want to come over?"
John: "Hold on a second, I'm finishing up mind-masturbating to Stephen Hawking talking about quantum physics and the theory of multiverses. Oh yeah, oh yeah..."
John's Girlfriend: "Oh."

by TH3 BL4NK October 6, 2012

mind the gap

a joke to say to someone with a massive gap between their teeth

Taurian mind the gap lol!

by iMaNiLlUtioN April 2, 2023

Mind-boggle

To mentally excite or put somebody in a trance due to something. To blow somebody away.

Verb of mind-boggling

That pretty keyboard really got you mind-boggled then

by Nazannex November 2, 2023

Mind blowing

Getting shot in the head

Ronnie McNutt was a mind blowing guy

by drshallow69 August 10, 2023

Mind Blownage

Due to the total plethora of mind blowing, you are left with an explosion of astronomical proportions in the cranial regency.

Example: in the case of felines partaking of cat nip, the mind retracts then expands at an extraordinary rate causing the proverbial mushroom cloud to appear hypothetically (but also realistically, intrinsically, metaphorically, and spiritually, etc.) between their ears in the absence of brain.

"The amount of cheese in the taco was Mind Blownage, brah" - Anonymous

by Jsas September 22, 2023

Estate of Mind

(Verb) to have an estate of mind is to have a small-minded look on the world & have your entire mindset be entirely encased in your local area. If someone were to have an estate of mind, they would sit around their estate (neighbourhood) doing nothing with their life & instead of progressing with life, doing things like activities like taking drugs, stealing, starting fights, etc.
In this mindset, moderation is non-existent.

"He's always causing trouble & starting fights, it's that Estate of Mind he has."

by Double Excel November 10, 2021