Air Titties

A woman who synchronizes her bouncing boobs to the beat of a song. This usually happens at an 80's hair band concert or karaoke night at the local dive.

Heather's perfect air titties earned her a backstage pass at the Poison concert.

by Jeff Ashley September 22, 2010

Chuck Taylor titties

When the tan line on a woman's breasts is well defined and goes horizontally across them, resembling the white tips of a Chuck Taylor Converse sneakers.

Guy 1: Did you see the tan lines on the chick who just flashed everyone?

Guy 2: Yeah those were the whitest Chuck Taylor titties I've ever seen.

by Chilly Ill Bill October 13, 2011

tea cup titties

when a girls nipples are as big around as a tea cup.

guy 1: where were you last night?

guy 2: i went over to haileys house man.

guy 1: dude i heard she had some fucking tea cup titties.

guy 2: that shit dont matter atleast i got some!

by yourmotherstwat August 15, 2008

Sandbag titties

Large amorphous breasts that may look nice in a bra or swimsuit, but when external definition is removed they become saggy.

person A - "man look at the tits on that girl"
person B - "no way man, those are some sandbag titties"

by wannagetknockedup? October 27, 2011

world’s tiniest violin

"Playing the world’s worlds tiniest violin" as many people would call it, is when you rub your pointer finger and thumb together in a steady motion, which basically signals to anyone you do it towards that you expect money from them. Bellboys and luggage carriers often used to do this back in day in hotels when they wanted a tip but didn’t want to be so straight forwards as to ask for it directly although it has been used plenty of other places too.

Me: Hey, do you wanna see Home Alone 2 tonight?
My friend: Again? But we’ve seen it 7 times now!
Me: Yeah, 7 times over 7 years! Come on, it’s basically a tradition at this point when we get here to the cabin! The internet isn’t working right now so why not?
My Friend: Fine, but I still don’t like that bellboy Cedrick, he keeps playing the world’s tiniest violin all the time, it’s annoying!
Me: you do know that he’s not playing a violin, he’s asking for tips, it’s just a funny word we use to describe it.
My friend: Ohh...

by Mikkebak December 16, 2020

Barbecue Sauce On My Titties

It’s a funny ass vine, please search it up, for ex: Barbecue Sauce On My Titties Vine.

Funny dude: So I’m sitting there, Barbecue Sauce On my titties

Girl : *Dying of laughter*

by Devan Blake 🤪 February 26, 2019

hype titties

when someone gets hype after being "titty jumped"

Sanyog had some hype titties after Dean performed the classic TJ move, Two Scoops

by Dean Tye February 11, 2004