Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway

The worst possible thing to happen during sex. It's when a Guy cant get hard and a chick can't get wet.

Brad: Bro, How did your night with Sandy go? You finally got her to go home with you?
Tyrone: Yeah but it didn't go well. Bruh, That shit was like a Slug Going Down a Sandpaper Hallway. Shit i blame it on my Whiskey Dick.
Brad: Damn man that's fucked up

by 💃BiaCaramelQueen🤳🏽 July 22, 2015

three eighty slug penetrator

maniac on today is 380 penetrating the in the streets of Detroit. Back at the house the slugs hit. Bottom less bucket of bullets and the porn grabin at my dick. To all the bitches and bitch niggas I call out to all of u (stare).

That Drivers Window.

by henry antwine November 20, 2003

slugging

The act of going into the woods at night to collect slugs to use as natural condoms. slugging involves scooping out the insides of the slug, leaving its wet, sticky, skin for a natural condom.

going out slugging for the boys

by hiflamingoflame August 10, 2024

Slug/Slugging

1)A slang term meaning to ejaculate or (nut).

2)Absolutely fucking things up.

Woo!!!! I slugged.
Damnit stop slugging shit up.
slug/slugging nut fucking shit up

by MagicAsteroid August 15, 2017

throat slug

When you use Vaseline in your pocket pussy but forget/don't wipe it off and then shove your member down someone's throat. (Probably making them puke). Throat slug.

I gave her the ol' throat slug. She didn't have any issues getting it down today

by Babywitchway97 May 21, 2025

saucy slug

when you are walking in your backyard and you spot a slug. this particular slug is covered in a sauce of sorts which is unknown. thus being a saucy slug.

Grandpa: You need a shower, you are starting to smell like a saucy slug
Katie: No I quite enjoy my natural slug stench

by GreasyTurtle April 15, 2021

slug tounge

Old woman's fat tounge

Old hag with money, having her slug tounge sucked by a gigolo.

by Jack Straws February 9, 2024