Fanny pouch

Glaswegian term used to describe a curvaceous females fat fanny.

Aka Fanny bulge.

Scottish guy 1: "Last night, I was pure shaggin' a fat burd. I was heavy bouncing on her fanny pouch. It was soft and spongy like yer maws clootie dumplin'!"

Scottish guy 2: "Naw, Mare like yer sisters ginger flapjacks!"

by weaveintothewin2 March 7, 2012

Fanny wadge

The juices that flow from the vagina!!
A typical Scottish word.
These usually smell of fish, or is it just the bitches I have been with?
I don't know but, hey thats what fanny wadge is and that's what in my experience they smell of!!

"Gee's a wadge er yer fanny!!"
"By Joe,I think she has fanny wadge runnng down her legs!!"

by Corpse July 25, 2004

Fanny Bandit

Often Discribing a Homosexual or Gay individual, often said to provoke arguements and is just another use of an insult.

Person 1: You are so poofy.
Person 2: Me poofy? you are the one that looks like a Fanny Bandit.

by Draknoss September 30, 2008

fanny butter

the placental residue of a woman's vagina. very chunky

for breakfast i had Matt's fanny butter on toast

by Muff_Diver October 2, 2003

fanny fart

a fart from a womans genitals, used as an insult

'What are you doing, you fanny fart?'

by jonathan November 10, 2003

FANNY WANKER

A female who is an idiot

God Jodie, you really are a fucking fanny wanker you know

by Joey February 15, 2005

fanny rash

Saw or Tenderness around the vaginal region. Usaully red with raised weeping sores. Sometimes called gonhorrea.

"Ow" she screamed, "you poked my fanny rash!!"

by Scottow July 23, 2005