chode

A short, bald, angry man with a prominent brow and a bad attitude. Probably some sort of genetic throw-back to homoerectus.

Rhys Prothero is simply a chode

by scarred for life February 19, 2004

chode

a is that is wider then it is longer

pat w. has a chode

by pat walsh November 24, 2003

chode

unfortunate, very unfortunate indeed

tiny tinker

by barnaby brown December 9, 2003

Chode

Area between the balls and booty-hole. Sometimes refered to as the "essence." Sometimes confused with food.

Woah, Stevie McStevebo really likes chode alot!

by thewebguy September 6, 2003

chode

it's a peice of shit that is larger than a dingleberry yet smaller than a turd

I flushed and a chode floated back up

by Carl Jenkins June 29, 2003

The Chode

A guy who closes closets with tape measures instead of actually doing work. They also have a strange resemblance to Millhouse on the Simpsons.

Metzler wasted time all day. He's a real the chode.

by Steak_N_Shake May 4, 2021

Chode

A chode is when a dudes member is thicker than it is long.

So did you fuck that guy last night?
Na he couldn't get it in, the guys hung like agent chodey banks.
Ahhh right.. a devinchi chode.

by The Professor Of Life September 10, 2010