wet johnson

When you ejaculate on a girls belly after sex. Then you scoop it up with your index finger and put it in her ear. Similar to a wet willy.

If you really want to piss off a girl give her a wet Johnson when you're done banging.

by Ltrain1 December 14, 2017

Thomas Johnson

A creepy unpleasant man who will follow you home in the rain.

I think I was followed by a Thomas Johnson the other day.

by Penis Glory August 16, 2015

Avery Johnson

Head coach of the Dallas Mavericks. Avery Johnson led the Mavericks to the NBA Finals in his first season in charge.
Former NBA Champion with the San Antonio Spurs.

Damn I can't stand the Mavericks, but Avery Johnson is one skilled head coach.

by Blazin Hazen August 6, 2006

Skippy Johnson

When you rip out a girl's molars with a pair of pliers, then give her an orgasm by sticking a cow's heart up her ass.

Even though she was only on her 3rd date with Derek, Kelly knew by the needle nose pliers and miscellaneous cow parts strewn across his apartment that she was in for a Skippy Johnson as soon as she finished her Long Island Iced Tea.

by Rubba Slim December 15, 2008

randy johnson

When a guy is going down on a girl he scrunches up his nose, puckers up his mouth and sticks out his tongue. These actions cause him to look a lot like New York Yankees pitcher, and the ugliest man in baseball, Randy Johnson.

*This move is often seen in porn movies.

I saw this dude giving Jenna a Randy Johnson the other day.

by rc_alumni May 16, 2006

Clint Johnson

A Clint Johnson is one awesome dude, normally everyone want's to be his friend, but he is in fact just to cool to be friends with such people. Clint, Is a very very funny guy. Makes up good nicknames right on the spot. Clint's are normally short, and strong. I wouldn't fuck with a guy named Clint Johnson it'd be your biggest mistake, although he is small, he is one mighty mother fucker :) lol. not only that, How would anyways, everyone loves a Clint. He is just the sexiest man out there. A Clint, Can also hit bongs, like no tomorrow, he is normally a pothead, but a really smart guy. So take notes :) haha

Guy-1 " damn i wish i was as good looking as that guy, his name must be Clint"

Guy-2 " man your right, and that isn't just a Clint, omg it's a Clint Johnson, brb broo going to get a picture with him. this is soo rare" :D lolol

by Smegs :D March 7, 2012

Moist Johnson

To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"

*slap* "Moist Johnson!"

by JMount August 31, 2006