Jewish hat

After performing sexual intercourse with a female. The male removes the latex condom and pulls it over the top of his head like a yamaka. With the used rubber on his head he is performing the act of wearing a Jewish hat.

“After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend last night. I put on a Jewish hat as my crown of sexual victory”

by U_Luv_Boobs July 31, 2020

JIMMY HAT

The thing you put over your penis when you engage in sexual activity!!!!

I need to buy a jimmy hat.

by i am a big marshmallow sucker September 20, 2017

rachel hat

A Rachel Hat is a hat worn by a person named Rachel.

"yo what is that on your head rachel"
It is a rachel hat Bobert"

by LETTUCE FACE mc DERP NUGGEET March 6, 2017

shit hat

A turd on the top of a human cranium, a smelly Barnet covering, a Donald trump

Holy fuck! That's quite the shit hat you have on!

by Crusty lips August 20, 2016

hat of lesbos

Also known as the hat of lesboso, it is the head adornment worn by a jizzard on the rare occasion that they do work.

Jizzard: My hat of lesbos has the most kawaii birdo desu

by Sand Acres July 16, 2016

donkey hat

Another version of an ass hat. To wear an ass on ones head, donkey hat.

Why are you wearing an ass on your head? It’s a donkey hat!

by Donkeyducklover76 February 3, 2018

Wino Hat

A: a bad haircut you get from a bum.

B: a sock cap with vomit in it. Like a yarmulke but less kosher.

C: An everyday wearable colander.

No matter the definition, all are owned by an American Urban legend in the blues world known only as Honest Drangle.

Definition 1

Man 1: "Bro your hair looks awful what happened?"
Man 2: "I got a wino hat for 3 bucks. Cheaper and more hipster than mainstream haircuts!"

Definition 2

Mom: "Merry Christmas! Santa got drunk and gave you a wino hat!"
Tiny Tim Tebow: "Oh joy! This is much better than a regular sock cap! God bless us, everyone!"

Definiton 3

"Man I have this pan full of spaghetti but there's all this hot water in the pan too! If only I had a wino hat so I would always be able to drain my pasta on the go!"

by loginabox22 October 26, 2012