Uppa fucking granny

A massive box with ket heads and rats

Let’s go uppa fucking granny

by Jammysandwich420 March 10, 2021

Granny Crocs

Granny Crocs are when a grandma wears crocs with their child/grandchild & makes the family/companion look hill billy as fuck :)

I saw Granny Crocs again today....she looked like she wanted to get punched!!

by Bloop bleep go to sleep April 23, 2016

Granny Fucker

Granny Fucker = Tyree

"Hey, you know who's a granny fucker? Tyree"

by shitfuckbitch July 15, 2021

Internet Granny

Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.

And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.

A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny

by Bergkam April 28, 2020

Rico’s Granny

Rico’s granny passed away but her weed is the best. She now lives with Sam’s cat and Solo’s mother.

Rico’s granny had the best weed I have ever seen!

by emokid01 July 24, 2021

Granny Finger

You stick your fingers in her coochie until they become all wrinkled then stick it in her rear

i gave that bitch a good ol' granny finger the other night

by H T X November 15, 2020

crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body

Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean

by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022