desk eater

is a file or project that consumes all of your time for very little gain, leaving you no time to do more profitable things. Often the people involved are whiny, needy complainers.

your coworker: I just got stuck drafting a will for the senior partner's grandmother.

you: Buddy, you have been given a desk eater.

by gingersmom July 4, 2009

Lemon-eater

someone that is so cool that you would give all your lemons to them

The lemon-eater had such a wet jumper that I couldn’t contain my enthusiasm

by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019

Eraser Eater

Their is always that one kid in your class that would eat Erasers for the fuck of it. An Eraser eater is basically a class clown side show comedian. They usually are popular in Kindergarten up until 4th or 5th grade. They take dares from their "Audience" and other kids dare them to eat stuff. They tend to outgrow doing stupid shit for attention once they get plagued with dignity and the thoughts of trying to actually get a girl. But not always. Sometimes Eraser Eaters stay eating Erasers up until college. Just for shits and giggles.

Devin- Dare me to eat this Eraser?
Sarah and Aj- Yes!!!, oh my gosh, no way. ewwww
Devin- its a big huge art eraser too. lol
Lucas- That's no big deal, eat my snot, let me pick it first.
Devin- Psst, that's nothing. Let me eat that big green snot rocket.

Lucas- Eww, he actually did it.

Brian- That's nothing, eat my shit
Devin- ok, shit in your hand and pass it under the desk
Brian- damn, he actually ate my poop
Devin- I eat anything, you people are no challenge
Teacher- Devin!!! Stop being an Eraser Eater

by GM123 July 20, 2016

Booty eater

A big Mexican boi thats gay

Bro I have seen that booty eater

by The king 👑 June 19, 2019

lunch eaters

People who contribute nothing useful and only show up for the free lunch

Without Joe the place would fall apart. Couldn’t the other guys take care of it? Nah, they’re a bunch of lunch eaters.

by Dan182 September 20, 2009

Jesus Eater

a very derogatory term applied to Catholics, Anglicans, and Orthodox Christians who believe that The Holy Communion becomes the very true body of Christ.

Catholics are Jesus Eaters because they eat their God every week in Church.

by Brother JB May 25, 2012

beef eater

common phrase found in rural pubs throughout britain. reffering to the consumption of muff, sweet muff.

to the bar lady:

"i'll have a pint of carling please.do you serve beef? or do i have to jump over the bar and take it from you?"

by Anonymous May 25, 2003