door muffin

a young woman who sits behind the desk at the entrance to a workplace, and whose only job is to look pretty.

We just hired a hot new door muffin. How long should I wait before I show her my cock?

by EverybodyPanic July 6, 2009

Dink the Door

To Dink the Door is to play with a female's vagina using your big toe.

My girl is weird. She loves it when I dink the door.

by Mr. Blunt February 12, 2010

door storm

When many people are trying to use the same door, often in two directions; common in schools, train stations and other various busy places.

"We'll have to wait for the door storm to pass"

by Anonymous Passenger October 23, 2005

Barn Doors

Barn Doors is a reference to someone’s butt cheeks. It deprived from “back door” which is slang for anus.

“Did you see Jeffrey’s barn doors! “

“He has the barn doors of a dancer”’

by Lady Fob November 10, 2020

church doors

when a woman's outer labia completely conceal her inner labia and clit.

I was fuckin' this bitch last night with some church doors.

by juggalette juliet January 19, 2009

the door in the floor

It's where you hide corpses.

"I confess, I've hidden the corpses under the door in the floor"

by viks November 21, 2004

Drop the door

When a person is walking through a doorway and doesn't hold the door open while knowing that someone else is right behind them.

This act can be practiced everywhere, as long as there is a heavy door that does not remain open or slowly close, and is usually practiced by assholes, war-mongerers, and ignorant people.

I was walking into Blockbuster when a guy decided to drop the door on me. Hit me in the head and I got knocked unconscious!

by marielephant March 12, 2012