tan banana

The cack. The man-meat. Phallus, penis, male genitalia, or wang. Pick your synonym.

"Chris smokes the tan banana."
"How gay."

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

banana man

The BEST FUCKING SUPER HERO EVER.No arguments....he just fucking is.

"When Eric eats a banana he becomes....THE BEST SUPER HERO EVER"

by steve June 29, 2004

banana slap

First you eat a banana, then you take the peal, grab the connected end, and slap someone with the separated end. 3 or more ends will suffice in causing enough pain and hilarity. When you banana slap someone, you must yell, "banana slap!" This is only necessary for the complete experience.

*eats banana*
*grabs end*
*slaps*
*yells, "banana slap!"*
*runs away if necessary*

by The Buhjohnston March 7, 2005

bananas in pyjamas

a penis wearing a condom

those men have their bananas in pyjamas...

by Oh Yeah! Dean November 29, 2007

banana land

A realm far from reality, where insane people believe what they say is correct.

Alex insists that he is Jesus Christ, clearly he is lost in banana land .

by I hate dumb people June 13, 2016

banana boy

Slang term for a male with a penis that is curved when erect. May be a natural exaggeration of the trend for the male member to curve in this state, an indication of damage to the spongiform tissues of the penis, or circulation problems in the penile blood vessels.

"Wendy is very happy with her new guy, cos hes a banana boy and it hits all the right places."

by D F Stuckey February 16, 2004

banana buttjob

the act of inserting a banana into your partners ass, breaking the banana, and eating the banana out of their ass. extremely kinky.

guy 1: last night me, sam, and jalen gave each other banana buttjobs. it was so kinky!

guy 2: really? you shouldve got out the chocolate.

guy 1: oh we had chocolate, believe me.

by BANANAbuttjobGIVER January 12, 2010