absolute ape

Some on who acts like a retard and try a to be funny but makes retarded jokes. Most people that are absolute apes are Daniel Bailey, and people like him

Absolute ape is a person who is retarded

by JimmyJohmsSubs June 27, 2018

Ape Brain

Somebody who is not very smart; a person that has the cognitive abilities of an ape.

John: hey what’s 9+10
Sam: 21
John: you are such an ape brain, it’s obviously 19 you simpleton

by LeEgg October 2, 2020

Ape Slayer

it a monkey that can spray an ak in rust

The ape slayer beemed the rust scrubs

by KoreanBeemer March 11, 2021

Ape City

Getting your ass kicked.

I'm gonna take you to ape city!

by wakkadoodooo February 5, 2017

Faux-AP

A person (generally under age 50) who poses online as a much older person or over retirement age. Phrase first coined by Aly of Thanet in conversation with Rob of Thanet.

I was chatting with a faux-AP last night on Tinder.

by Rob Seeker December 27, 2020

SPOTTED APE

IE MISSING LINK

the missing connection between all other spotted animals and ape human ancestry

Man, if I could have seen some spotted apes nigga, and then some spotted peoples, I wouldn't have thought that civilization was only five hundred years old and that human beings were engineered by a foreign civilization

by CoaltownBrown December 18, 2021

Ap Alistar

A cancerous build that is used only by noobs and people who weren't loved as a child. The build was originally designed for sackless bitches and was then later adapted to fit the play style of Sam Pepper.

Guy: So what did you do last night?
Other guy: My dick fell off because is played Ap Alistar

by Almighty Daygon February 20, 2018