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Corporate Cowboyz

Like Cocaine Cowboyz, but not situated in the narcotics game.

Corporate all day, baby. Money is the drug, and if you're sitting on it, then you ain't moving; and if you ain't moving, you're getting mopped up. No more stoops. No more corners. Just marble floors and three piece suits. Corporate Trappers at their finest. Corporate Cowboyz are really just corner office hitters. Boardroom Sharks. Payroll Mercs. Such is life. Apex Regulators. Their peak. The epitome of graduating. Leveling up. Don't even have a name, just a reputation. Manager? Fuck a manager. Corporate Cowboyz make lateral moves. "Make a few mil here, a few mil there" - Antonio Montana To them business is not a board game. Business is war. And you don't "win" war, by hoarding trillions. You spread it around along with your legend, if not your legacy will be shit.

Make a thousand, handle a million. Damn it feels good to be a Corporate Cowboy...
Example 1
Person 1: You heard redacted, the department head, got fired over the weekend? Sheesh management is cold for that one.
Person 2: Then you must've not heard he got got by some Corporate Cowboyz. Pay house calls like fucking doctahs, these fucking killas.
Person 1: Fucking ay, that's one way to go. Whole fucking bloodline gone and you be the one to blame for it.
Person 2: I'm telling you, mang. That bitch had it coming. Management is saying the position is open now, starting salary is redacted.
Person 1: Haha for redacted, they better bulletproof the company whip. I'm not getting smoked on the way to drop off my kids at practice, because the higher ups need a fall guy.
Person 2: HAH Corporate Cowboyz don't give a fuck. They'll drop your kids, too.
by el socio October 12, 2018
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CANNALBALIZING CORPORATION

Any corporation after the 365 ACT which is COVID CORONA marketing that is tremendously successful in the RESIDENTIAL AND COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE INDUSTRY.
Hey ALPHABET/ GOOGLE , all your buildings are so empty as the CANNALBALIZING CORPORATION will stop if we can bring people from the CENTER OF LIFE you created back to the ONFICE. I know the briilliance of the ALPHABET MANAGEMENT has ENVIRONMENTAL AND PECUNIARY INCENTIVES ready to let out of the STARTING GATE as SUNDARAJAN PICHAI is posting this for all to see as LAWERENCE EDWARD PAGE AND SERGEY MIKHOLOVICH BRIN are here to orchestrate this in a thorough manner.
by TAKE BABY STEPS August 24, 2021
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Corporate Douchebag

Someone who utilises tactical strike patterns from offensive military strategy within business practices (i.e. Microsoftian Seige Tactics for Patent suppression), in order to fuck over anyone they can get their hands on.
That Corporate Douchebag just sent that Military Organisation to wipe out village that said no to their factory.
by Theirishbarmaid April 23, 2024
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Corporate Buisness

To ask someone to have Intercourse in a disgusting or secret way, usually used in a sadistic manner.
“hey Samantha, wanna have someCorporate Buisness”~?”
“Im calling HR Phil.”
by digbickrandy October 22, 2023
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Corporate laziness

When large corporations are lazy and do things half assedly or decide to drop something to do something else because 5 billion dollars is not a large enough budget to multitask. This usually inconveniences people but not really the corporation because they only lost 2.5 million dollars, and that's chump change.
Example SONY marketing the ps vita. Yes, it happened.
Person 1: The PS vita is so good!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: A handheld that playstation released that looks great and has tons of power!
Person 2: I haven't seen any ads for it or anything, if it's so good, why does nobody know about it?
Person 1: Corporate laziness is to blame as usual.
by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025
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corporate ghosting

The subtle process by which a company eliminates black people in prominent positions in order to make themselves seem more elite. The black folks disappear like ghosts and seem to vanish without great fanfare. whitening, ghosting, white flight, corporate America, elitism, ghetto, glass ceiling, executives, Fortune 500, diversity, chamber of commerce, corporation, business
I've noticed a lot of corporate ghosting in the media since President Obama is nearing the end of his term. The anchors used to be more diverse and now they have returned to mostly white men. Oh well, it was nice while it lasted!
by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016
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corporal carpet

Someone who decides to randomly get a bowl-cut and dye their hair black for absolutely no reason
Pretty sure Daniel just corporal carpeted his hair last night
by duemoturion June 10, 2017
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