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Texter

It’s like uhhhhh….the name you call someone texting
by Idfdd April 17, 2022
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Texterity

manual dexterity that applies directly to texting, and operating keyboards to type words - or the lack therein.
Person 1: How dumb are your fingers? You seem to have very low 'texterity'

Person 2: Ecxuse me. I text just fne thnak you!
by Stormy Petrichor March 11, 2023
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Textecuted

A type of text message response that is highly detailed and catered to attacking someone's personality or image.
Example text message showing someone being textecuted:

Person 1: 🥺 you don't think I'm prettyyyyy🥲

Person 2: Lmaooooo no, I do. I do think you're very pretty, but what I am not is one of these okes that will give you a free ride just because you have your looks as a get-out-of-jail free card. Look, I get it - you were raised by a society that thinks you should be celebrated for just existing. I'm not part of that society.

You're vacuous, you're inattentive, you're an
egomaniac. You're conceited almost beyond belief to think that your distinct lack of personality is made up for by the fact that you're pretty and spend a lot of your day squatting. We have nothing, and I mean nothing, in common; you don't read, you can't tell me what your favourite movie is, you're a Cardi B fan, you
have no interest in sport other than the footballers and now F1 drivers that you enjoy objectifying. Your favorite car is what's popular, your favourite drink is whatever other people are buying you, and..No. Just no.

It staggers me that you went through so much of effort to get my number from your bra after meeting me once to be this person. You clearly do not know me at all and made little-to-no effort to in this time to do so.

So yes, you are pretty. Very pretty. But I'm pretty af too. 🤷🏻 ♂️ So what makes me chase you? It's not enough to just be pretty. It's nothing.
by thats_fucking_cringe November 9, 2023
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Texternity

Dude hes such a Texternity
by winterbristle23 February 18, 2024
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Texters Block

Similar to writers block. Texters block refers to not knowing what to send or type in a conversation via text.
Me: I'm not dry, I just have texters block.
by WaterBooks June 30, 2024
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African Texter

one that can send a two-handed text message while balancing something on their head
guy 1: what are you doing right now
guy 2: taking my laundry to the washer
guy 1: while you're texting?!?

guy 2: yeah...I'm an African Texter
by afrosprinter May 2, 2010
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Mouth Texter

Like a Hand Talker, this is a person that insists on using there mouth to either spell or speak as they text on their phone. Some speak out loud while some simply mouth the words or letters in an overly exaggerated fashion (usually caused by their slow texting skills).
My wife is such a Mouth Texter, she just got her new iPhone and spends all day Mouth Texting as she sends all her sisters texts about her new apps.

OMG, this guy in Math class next to me is a Mouth Texter and I swear I heard him text that he was going to ask you to Prom!
by KIA_Ostee October 21, 2011
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