text-lag

1) The temporary condition of slow responding when texting due to an unforseen circumstance.
2) the long time it took for a person to text back

"Sorry for the text-lag man, my girlfriend wanted to watch The Notebook..."

by Mr. Toasty December 3, 2011

Texia

Texia is a very horny place. Only nice formed women are there and have together fun. Especially it's for VIPs only.

Pls cum to texia - it's a place for every hot girl.

Let's have hot texia summer.

My dick is so horny in texia
My boobs are nice in texia
Everyone is beautiful in texia

by Rexiaistexia June 28, 2021

Safe Text

To ensure all text messages are erased after text sex, thus avoiding any sneaky a-holes reading through your sexcapades.

Jack: "Man, Jill went through my phone and saw my text sex series with Jane again. Now I'm effed."

John: "Didn't I tell you Jack, ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE TEXT!!"

by Pan Blanco October 9, 2008

email-text

A long, almost letter like email sent via text message.

It takes forever to read the email-text Brandy sends me!

by Dallas Brian August 4, 2009

Triangle Text

When 3 people silmutaneously text one another, usually about the same topic.

Ashley: Hey guys did you see tht new movie?

Sarah: Yeah Ashley it was great.

Alex:Yeah i liked it. What did you think Sarah?

Sarah:I thought it was awesome. How abotu you, Ashley?
Ashley:Great . Thanks for deciding to Triangle Text.

by cutmeupashley August 23, 2009

courtesy text

1) When you see some one you haven't seen in a while so you text them so you dont feel bad and your not being rude
2) When you get someones number and you text them for like a week and then just stop, so your not the jerk that "didnt text me"

1) I saw Joe at the mall so i sent him a courtesy text so he wouldnt think i was ignoring him.
2) I need to send that chick from the fair a courtesy text so if we meet again she wont slap me.

by angel of america November 29, 2009

suicide text

Neglecting an online video game to respond to a text message. This is most lethal in the combination of a new girlfriend and online shooter games such as Call of Duty 2.

Matt - (noticing his cousin’s Call of Duty character standing like a statue in an open field): “Dude, what’s John doing? He’s gonna get sniped any second.”
Sean: Probably suicide texting. I think Jenna’s in town.

Sean - (watching John get blown away): Aaannnddd he’s down.

Matt: Newb.

by Mattydreads1 January 4, 2010