Texas Fruitcake

When someone is having gay sex and blogging against gay rights at the same time.

While Jim was fucking Steve, he was totally giving him a Texas fruitcake and writing an article for the Drudge Report on his laptop.

by seemefree November 27, 2010

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Texas Sabre

A person that pretends to be a total bad ass but really is a basement dweller.

Man, he thinks he is so cool but really I heard he was a Texas Sabre.

by bonerslol November 08, 2009

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Texas Dangler

When a woman is wearing a skirt so short that her pussylips are hanging out the bottom.

"Gross i think i just saw that fat chicks' texas dangler"

by Kottonmouthed January 10, 2012

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Texas Sattleup

When you ejaculate into your bellybutton, and your partner takes the shot of your fresh cum out of your bellybutton.

“Oh shit my girl gave me a texas sattleup!”

“It was so hot I came a second time.”

by BigDaddyLongAsian July 21, 2018

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Texas Tornado

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a Texas Toaster Strudel, Creampie Christening, Frosting the Snowman, Return to Sender

Dude 1: Bro I busted in this country girl and she was still riding me after. She was so wet when she came she shot my load back and hit my forehead.

Dude 2: Bro you just had a Texas Tornado

by DJRoms December 02, 2020

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