Lockhart, Texas

Lockhart, Texas, is a town south of Austin, Texas, and is known for fucking amazing barbecue. A lot of directors seem drawn to Lockhart, Texas, like flies to honey, so a lot of movies were filmed there.

Guy 1: dude, I could really go for some barbecue right now
Guy 2: don't worry man, we're only a few minutes away from Lockhart, Texas

by Barbecuefan321 January 15, 2013

Texas Fedora

a hat with a broad, often curled brim and a high crown, typically made of felt:

"they were sitting in their saddles, wearing brand-new texas fedora hats and boots"

by Flamehurst January 7, 2018

Texas Fruitcake

When someone is having gay sex and blogging against gay rights at the same time.

While Jim was fucking Steve, he was totally giving him a Texas fruitcake and writing an article for the Drudge Report on his laptop.

by seemefree November 29, 2010

Texas Sattleup

When you ejaculate into your bellybutton, and your partner takes the shot of your fresh cum out of your bellybutton.

“Oh shit my girl gave me a texas sattleup!”

“It was so hot I came a second time.”

by BigDaddyLongAsian July 21, 2018

Texas Nap

To sit still inside with the air-conditioning on.

It is so hot out today. Can we please take a Texas Nap?

by Anicxo918 May 12, 2010

Texas Sabre

A person that pretends to be a total bad ass but really is a basement dweller.

Man, he thinks he is so cool but really I heard he was a Texas Sabre.

by bonerslol November 8, 2009

Texas Slushie

When, during her period, you pour chili on a woman's vagina and suck it up with a straw.

She was on the rag and wouldn't let me do her, so I gave her a Texas Slushie.

by Ronnie Davidson November 18, 2013