by Mallate April 12, 2005
Get the Detective TopDollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Weatherman Technicion Pinwheel Kane PHDMD mug.“ejaculation technique” is a sophisticated courtship strategy ordinarily directed at an unattainable hottie. The technique involves the man ejaculating into a water bottle, coffee, or food item to be consumed or ingested by the target hottie. This technique can be used after or concurrently with the Clarence Thomas technique of romancing a hottie by placing your pubic hair follicles on the lid of her preferred beverage container. Warning - - this technique may constitute a misdemeanor or felony under state law and you probably should consult a local criminal defense attorney before you employ the ejaculation technique.
Chewbacca: Dude, I’m going out with that trashy chick from accounting on Friday night. If all goes well, I might be showing her my “oh face.”
Spiccoli: Sweet! What was your opening line?
Chewbacca: No opening line. I used the ejaculation technique right after having a strawberry margarita at lunch and then deposited a gift in her water bottle. She guzzled that shit down and then asked me out. Classic!
Spiccoli: Sweet! What was your opening line?
Chewbacca: No opening line. I used the ejaculation technique right after having a strawberry margarita at lunch and then deposited a gift in her water bottle. She guzzled that shit down and then asked me out. Classic!
by RallyMonkey39 May 16, 2011
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by Bill Clerico December 15, 2004
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This termonology refers to the supreme distaste I have for cereal that tastes like a mixture of garbage, shit, rotten flesh, santorum, and vaginal fliuds.
This termonology refers to the supreme distaste I have for cereal that tastes like a mixture of garbage, shit, rotten flesh, santorum, and vaginal fliuds.
by TheSantaMan December 12, 2006
Get the technicolor hershey squirts mug.1. (adj) to describe someone who has technical skills that are off the charts compared to mere mortals;
2. (adv) used to describe the display of technical skills that amazed the speaker; describing someone who accomplished something thought impossible
3. (n) title given to only the very best technical people
2. (adv) used to describe the display of technical skills that amazed the speaker; describing someone who accomplished something thought impossible
3. (n) title given to only the very best technical people
1. He is so good that he is technical awesomness.
2. That was quite a display of technical awesomness that he displayed when removing that malware.
3. "Hi, my name is Rich and I am Technical Awesomness"
2. That was quite a display of technical awesomness that he displayed when removing that malware.
3. "Hi, my name is Rich and I am Technical Awesomness"
by CaptAwesome April 26, 2010
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by uttam maharjan May 20, 2010
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You begin doing something of which you have no skill or experience and suddenly you perform the task with expert skill and unleash your inner Techniqua.
You begin doing something of which you have no skill or experience and suddenly you perform the task with expert skill and unleash your inner Techniqua.
by pinkmitten January 7, 2012
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