English Teacher 

A nasty bitch who purposefully gets pregnant to wag school and smoke blunts while students have to deal with a cunt of a relief teacher for months.

"Jesus, Mrs. Stevenson is such an English Teacher, What A Nasty Bitch" "IKR, I Heard She A Prossie Downtown for the state housing gang"

English Teacher by Captain Fuck Knuckle August 18, 2022

English teacher science 

(n.) An incoherent science characterized by arbitrary and ever-changing rules and standards.

A non-analytical approach to solving problems. Often results in false, illogical, contradictory, or otherwise useless conclusions.

English teacher science asserts that there is no inconsistency in the fact that, while MLA exists as a uniquely defined document preparation guideline, it also exists as infinitely many interpretations by English teachers around the world.

English teacher science by Roseanne Kerby March 24, 2004

Math Teacher 

Sexual position when you are doing a woman from behind and you yell out math problems like "What is the square root of 4, bitch?" and "what is 5+5, bitch?" You fuck her harder and harder to try to get her to get these simple problems wrong.

My girlfriend and I tried the tony danza and the math teacher last night.

Math Teacher by MIF's baby March 1, 2007

social studies teacher

The best teacher you can think of, although he/she makes some bad puns. He/She is the best teacher you can think of.

Guy: Wow, Social Studies is awesome!
Girl: I know, especially with OUR social studies teacher.

social studies teacher by Schooldick March 23, 2017

Civics teacher 

A large woman who talks about monks getting hotdogs. She is obsessed with farmville and her man. She wears a Zebra snuggie/blanket thing to attract the science teacher. She is quite beautiful but odd. She will teacher you all about Obama.

Civics teacher is hott

Civics teacher by the science teacherrrrr May 16, 2010

english teacher 

A loser who has no life and spends all thier time finding new and pointless symbols in "classic" litturature such as the shitest book on earth Catcher And The Rye, Lord of The Flies and The Red Pony

Damn I hate my english teacher. Today she said that Holden's hat represents the state of humanity. WTF its a freakin hat.

english teacher by Abba Zabba April 16, 2004

super teacher 

A teacher who helps students for personal gain.

A student is on fire. Super teacher waits until school administration is near before he/she puts out the fire.

super teacher by Super Teacher January 23, 2007