two sider

A woman who looks hot as fuck from behind, but when you see the front she's ugly as fuck.

Kinda like a butter face but you can say this in front of the person.
damn did you see that chicks ass she's hot! Nah man she's a two sider.
by ChiekKief May 27, 2014
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two aside

Tearing your testicles apart and putting them aside
Dude did you just two aside just now
by Chinkz October 13, 2015
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Two faced

When someone acts a certain way with you like in front of their friends but a different way with you and them alone. Two faced: Acting one way with people and acting a totally different way with other friends or people. You're two-faced if you swear at school and act all badass but then at home, you are sweet and don't swear at all. LOL
Me: Ryan is so two-faced.

My friend: Right! He called me a jack ass but he wouldn't dare look me in the eyes and say that to me at school, but he will do it behind a screen where he feels safe.

Me: BASIC two faced bitch. Period.

My friend: He wouldn't say that at school but he has the nerve to say it online.

"With 2-Faced People, It's hard to choose what face to slap first"
by Tea's ready bitch June 15, 2019
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Two tokens

A phrase meaning, quite simply, "I'm better than you."

Origins: The possesion of a Fergie Fuck Token that somone else has given up.
"You know what? I'm too cool for this. Two tokens, bitch."
by MitchellDick April 07, 2008
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one or the two

When something is between two choices or both.
I can't choose what gender I want to be, I'm thinking boy or girl...it's a one or the two kind of thing.
by kkbb April 28, 2019
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Day Two

The opposite of Day One. A company, friendship, or life that was once young and full of potential but is now in stasis. Decline always follows.
You used to be my Day One, but lately I've been feeling you're more Day Two.
by Hop Bloc April 17, 2017
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Two-zone

1. A girl that rates low on A scale of one to ten, but is fuckable

2. a synonym for "not cool"

3. short for "that's what she said"/ "thats what he said"
1. "she may only be a 2 but im desperate" "two-zone :-("

2. "someone stole my pot.... two zone"

3. "i cant get it in!" "two-zone!"
by project noir July 05, 2011
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