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Monkey Tug

When a man masturbates by grabbing the base of his penis and pulling the whole penis not just the skin up and down vigorously.
I caught my boyfriend monkey tugging last night it looked violent and dangerous I didn't know what to say I just left before he could see me.
by Gregory Tuggie August 3, 2022
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mile high tug

The act of master-bating on an airplane. Most times in the bathroom of an airplane, can also happen at your seat. Can be used in many different grammar uses (adj, noun, etc.)
Tom: how was your flight?
Bill: Dude half way I got really horny and did a mile high tug!
Tom: Really! The girl next to you was that hot?
by Beauties September 5, 2016
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Swissport Tug

The act of inserting a Toblerone into one’s anus while Masterbating.
“Caught Nathan having Swissport Tug in the airport toilets. Safe to say it’s the last time he’s allowed in duty free”
by TheVanillaDoctor69 August 2, 2022
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mississippi boob tug

When during sexual intercourse your partner request that you grab her left boob with your right hand in a forceful and twisting manner. This is to distract the male when he is about to cum. Think about this as a "reset button" for male partners who aren't able to perform well in bed and need to last a little bit longer. It finds its origins in Mississippi from a Walmart shopper who tugged the boob of a cashier to distract them long enough that they could run away without paying for the goods. To truly qualify as a Mississippi boob tug, the boob needs to be fake and pop. Allowing extra time.
I was about to come so I mississippi boob tugged her.
by livinglyfe;) July 23, 2016
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tugs

lily the good nut: tugs is so cute

lily the bad nut: yes i know that is why i chose him over his brother
by your only friend December 28, 2020
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Tugging the Ween

To fill time with activity.
Making time appear fast by occupying yourself.
Touching your genitals out of boredom.
Masturbation.
Meditation.
Jerry is so excited for space camp that he's been tugging his ween from morning until night.
Time flies when you're tugging the ween.
I'll just be tugging the ween until you're free from work.
by Pet_Goat January 20, 2016
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Tilted tugging

A group of nude men, usually around 5, lean against a wall while upside-down on their heads and masturbating. Each man attempts to ejaculate into a water bottle or cup placed in front of the group. The first individual to ejaculate into the bottle or cup “scores” and is rewarded by getting to anally rape any other man in the group of their choosing.
John: “Me and the boys are going to go tilted tugging after school today. Wanna join us?”

Kyle: “Tilted tugging? What’s that?”

John: “Look it up on Urban Dictionary.”
by Peyubert March 8, 2025
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