Toaster

Noun : When someone behaves like a complete idiot

Andrew was a complete toaster when he sent that message at 5am

by Estepona September 19, 2018

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pop-out toaster

Humorous term for a female who gets oreggo very easily.

One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.

by QuacksO October 4, 2018

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Toaster surfing

(Verb)
The act of taking a warm, albeit brief, bath with a plugged-in electrical appliance, such as a toaster.

"Brian can't come out with us tonight. He was pretty torn up about his hamster so he went toaster surfing instead."

by Significant Sandwich May 15, 2018

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Reaching over the toaster

Saying that you would go out of your way to do something for someone. If someone is struggling or you care deeply about someone, this is what to say.

P1: Hey...my mother hasnt been doing so well
P2: Tell me what she needs, I'll reach over the toaster for her.

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P1: What do you promise me?
P2: I will always be reaching over the toaster for you, even if you make me mad.

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P1: Why'd you two break up?
P2: I was sick of reaching over the toaster for her. All she did was keep begging for more. At that point, it wasn't reaching over the toaster, it was prison.

by imapizzatrash May 21, 2018

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