Titties

Things on a girl that B would smoke a blunt through and suck

I wanna suck those titties
Damn look at houriyas titties!! Said BiTITTY

by Protittystyle March 22, 2015

Jesus Titties

1) The best way of saying "Jesus Christ" without offending god.

2) Sometimes used when someone surprises you

1) Bill: hey Bob, did u know we have to work tomorrow?

Bob: but tomorrow is a Sunday.

Bill: i know the boss is being a real douche.

Bob: Jesus Titties!


2) (douche bag lurking in the shadows jumps out and shouts: BOOOOOO!!!

Person: Jesus Titties!

by candyman7766453 December 9, 2008

Straight-Titties

Adj. Beyond "sweet".

Mike's newly restored Chevy Camaro is "straight-titties".

by The Ohio Ape June 1, 2009

sometime titties

Sometime titties are the effect that some girl's possess when it seems like some days their titties are "scrumptious" and supplemental, but then on other days the titties are unnoticed and hidden. Hence, sometime titties.

Boy1: Dang man.. I coulda sworn shawty had some D's the other day.. what happened??
Boy2: Man you know she got them sometime titties.! One day they D's.. The next they poof.. gone!

by killatrevo3 April 12, 2011

hillbilly titties

Titties that are lop-sided and hairy. Sometimes the nipples may be pointed in different directions, or moles may be present.

Jane had nice titties, but her friend's titties were hillbilly titties.

by jimmydean69 November 22, 2011

Hard Boiled Titties

1. You have a lot of titty stamina and your titties can take a beating

2. they are excellent for titty sex

1. Damn that girl had some hard boiled titties!!!

2. I love me some good hard boiled titties from time to time.

by Jajoe February 10, 2010

Ant titties

When you have goose bumps

It is so cold, damn i got them ant titties

by Mangorangutan October 15, 2017