in real time 

live, current, present, as-it-happens, as-of-now, this very moment

when added to a sentence or exchange of information, the stamp of "in real time"gives the context that the data just exchanged is the most recent, i.e., relevant. see irt (i.r.t.)

it's 7:52 a.m. in real time but by the time you read this it could be evening.

YOU: aren't you getting my texts?
ME: no sorry- my phone number is 555-2334 in real time. text me there.
YOU: why?
ME: bc i never paid my bill so i'm using a text-to-talk app.

in real time by idtst August 13, 2016

gropper-time 

(slang) Voluntary intervals of time within the workplace used to measure non-performance of job functions whilst still receiving houry stipends for said functions. Gropper-time may be practiced in groups or independently.

"Fuck, look at my shitty paycheck...let's get some Gropper-time tonight, yo."

gropper-time by MRDURDEN January 9, 2009

Big Time Rush 

idk who they are but they have a pretty lit song

Me- "SO YOU GOT TO LIVE IT BIG TIME........"
My friend-"...RUSH"
Both- "OOOHHHHHHHHHH"
Big Time Rush is litttt

Big Time Rush by watchoutitsdatboi May 6, 2019

Epic Meal Time 

Food porn at its finest on YouTube. An orgy of bacon strips, Jack Daniels, meat and hot bitches eating it is common.

I got a boner from watching that chick eat that meat log on Epic Meal Time!

Epic Meal Time by BaconstripsBaconstrips December 28, 2010

Demon Time 

Anytime of the night past 11pm. A time of pure fuckery. When the fuck boys come out to play. Peoples feelings are not taken into account. An individual may start saying some out of pocket shit. "You can be on demon time for anything, like being on demon time with the pussy. You can be on demon time with, I mean anything"-Fivio Foreign.

"Yo bro did u see Ricegums stream... That mofo was on Demon time"
"Homie was saying some pretty outta pocket shit. He was definitely on demon time.

Demon Time by SirCartier April 20, 2020

when i have time 

I'm never gonna do it

Person: can you do the dishes?
Person2: when I have time

when i have time by The one and only :) June 27, 2017

Gamer Time 

All women in a 50 meter raidus are pushed by an unknown force away from all gamers so they can focus on game time, and not have to deal with the troubles of women. (Requires 5 men of true gamer status to chant "Gamer Time" simultaneously while together to activate Gamer Time. Can only be used once per week for in real life game balance.)

Group of 5 Men: "GAMER TIME!"

Women: *suddenly pushed away and flung in every direction*

Gamer 1: "Turn on the consoles, it's Gamer Time."

Gamer Time by JayNR November 15, 2018