Squid

Someone who is lame. Opposite of ferda

“Yo u like Spencer?”
“Nah he’s a squid”

by froggypark674 July 8, 2022

Squid Game

A South Korean series that everybody spits some shitty spoilers

Guy 1: hey do you know what happened in the last episode in squid game? The dud-
Guy 2: oh fuck off stop giving me spoilers

by ganagan October 14, 2021

rattled squid

When a person qualifies to be BOTH rattled in the sense of frustration, and a squid in the sense of seafood

Jordan and Jamie are rattled squids

by anonymous June 11, 2021

squid

A squid is an offensive term used as a substitute for "asshole". It means you're a clingy, inconsiderate, self absorbed prick dick.

Josh: "I only like girls who shave."
Dave: "You're an ass."
Sara: "Yeah, he's a squid."

by idontmakethesethingsup August 6, 2014

squid

another slang for semen

" Did you hear? Someone has crazy sex in the gym storage room last night. It reeked of squid all over the mats"

by Sad Banana May 2, 2020

Squid

When an Asian person don’t have self respect to themselves that they kiss white people ass and give in to the racism.

In order to be free and not lost in the ocean, you have to find self love and respect to escape from being a squid

Squid: *mocks themselves by pulling their eyes back*

Non-Asian person: *laughs*

Self loving Asian: ew you’re a squid

by Plushiewhore October 27, 2021

Squid Grip

When a girls vagina is tight and wet with the suction power of a Dyson hoover running off nuclear energy.

That girls pussy got that squid grip, she almost dethroned me as king of the pull out game.

by King Lurgi September 15, 2021