Squid Pro Squo

The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes

Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.

by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019

squid game problems

When you have so much money and free time that you don’t have problems to deal with anymore. Like the grandpa from squid games. When you have so many options on TV that there’s nothing to watch. When you have access to get food from any restaurant in town, but you’re been to all of them before. You have the perfect job, where you don’t have to do anything. Everything is perfect.

And now you’re bored.

Dude, I think he’s having squid game problems.
But didn’t he just get a promotion?
Yeah. Now he doesn’t have to pay off his mortgage anymore. Roth IRA is filled, no kids, no wife, no hobbies, what’s he got left?

by anonymous August 7, 2024

Sid the Squid

A graduate advisor who berates a strong, competent, and skilled graduate student.

Despite having a Sid the Squid advisor who called him incompetent, the graduate student convinced his dissertation committee that his research data was correct and repeatable.

by Pseudonymously June 27, 2024

Squid

Someone that acts stupid or is ignorant

Arden arcade is field with a bunch of squids

by The goat 😅 October 10, 2020

Squid

British currency, a play on the colloquial term 'quid', as in 'pound'.

A: Went to Nan's the other day, she gave me twenty squids!
L: Woah, twenty whole squids?
A: You're goddamn right.

by LargerSlime March 20, 2023

Squid

When one is completely intoxicated either by alcohol or drugs.

Dude how much did you drink you look squid.

by Bucsrule32 March 15, 2021

Squid

"Hello human" "hey, get down there"

"Stop skipping my voice lines"

"Have you ever asked yourself why you are here"

"And here comes the, boss battle dance off"
"you died to a fish"

"Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me (repeat 2 more times)"

Squid is killing shelly

by EHAS_Iris May 30, 2022