guy #1"man that guy has some prehensile pubes."
guy #2 "yeah he fed me pretzels the other day with them!"
random girl "that must feel good in the bed"
guy #2 "yeah he fed me pretzels the other day with them!"
random girl "that must feel good in the bed"
by thereisnotenough2dowhatIwanted November 22, 2016
The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.
by The little dingler man July 23, 2023
When you're at a party and people pass out you harvest their pubic hair and apply it to the face if they need a monobrow or Hitler or some cheek fuzz and if there's not enough pubic hair on them then you got to go harvest it from somebody else and and that's a really fun game to play when it's it's the pubes all about the pubes
Damn I had such a great time doing pube art on that b**** Amanda last night yeah cuz she has a massive amount of ass hair and I hate that c***
by Crazy Carebear April 12, 2023
by not an amazonian October 05, 2017
by yourfuckingmotherbitch January 19, 2010
Chewing tobbaco
Jeff:Ew I just put some tobbaco into my mouth and now it tastes and smells like shit!
Chad:Stop chewing these devil's pubes you retard
Chad:Stop chewing these devil's pubes you retard
by The_Exalted_One December 09, 2020