pencil type of guy

Guys that likes the privets parts of a Man.
Fill us a pencil type of guy.
by Sharice June 13, 2023
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pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece
Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.
by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017
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vicious pencil

when you stick yo dick in yo girls pussy and go as hard and as fast as you can. (this may leave a rash.)
"Dude I cant do it with Megan for a while"
"why bro she mad at you?"
"No man I just gave her a Vicious Pencil last night"
"Oh man that sucks, you should probaly just get a new girl for awhile"
by funky scissors May 06, 2014
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pencil leperchauns

The little bastards that take your pencils when you're not looking. Also, just to mess with you they put the pencil back into your pocket a couple hours later just to fuck with you.
John: Have you seen my pencil?
Eric: No. Wasn't it just on the table? I think the pencil leperchauns got to it.
John: GOD DAMN IT!
by Nart Releehw September 27, 2011
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crazy pencil lady

1. a gal who has a lot of dead pencils in her backpack
2. cherlene
she is one crazy pencil lady
by compositionbook333 September 05, 2018
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Pencil fuck

When two of more business persons, contractors or editors modify a document through multiple turns as drafting the same document.
David G: You lawyers spent the past two days pencil fucking that 5 page settlement agreement so there should be no ambiguity.
Lawyer S. It needs a little bit to get to perfectly pencil fucked.
by samisabadman July 25, 2020
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Sharpen the Pencil

Adjective. masterbaition that is lame or not a pleasurable experience
Dude... I just Sharpen the Pencil...
by Turtlepie November 29, 2016
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