mothers onion

The smel of your mothers BO.
Omg my mom has such bad mothers onion!
by Balla4life September 24, 2015
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This refers to the mental status of a person. The brain is the onion, and layers are the functions processed by the brain. As a person's mental status changes (ex. as they become intoxicated) they are peeling layers that control functions of the brain. The outer layers are the highest functions, and the first to go.
"So I heard last night was a blast"
"Yeah everyone was peeling layers of the onion, I dont think anyone could talk by the end!"
by themagichat October 8, 2007
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CENTER OF ELLIES ONION

The act of a D1 college baseball player trying to CRUSH a female intern.
Scott wishes he could place his dick in the Center of Ellies Onion
by The Squid 3 October 23, 2009
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Counterfeit Onion Rings

Also know as Funions. Although delicious they leave you feeling empty inside.
Guy1: Damn these counterfeit onion rings are tasty!
Guy2: Yeah but they make me feel empty...
Guy1: Whatever just hand me the bag!
by Shaado November 14, 2010
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Your mother's onion

Something you say to a person , to which you are speaking. It means your mother has fat thighs and vagina, therefore everything it that vicinity gets squished together. Creating a vagina/thigh area that looks like an onion would if you cut out a small slice from one side.
Good example: Your mother's onion was a nice ride last night.

Bad example: Your mother used her onion to make fajitas last night.
by Thislethorne November 30, 2010
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onion boy syndrome

When a person ever so delicately implements the Onision™ technique of looking up and quoting word definitions into their argument.
Bob: Sandra, he's 14 you're a pedo.
Sandra: Actually Bob, pedophilia is the attraction to pre-pubescent children, which he is not.
Bob: Whatever, ephebophile. You've just got fucking onion boy syndrome.
by EzzieHime.jpg June 11, 2018
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The Duluth Crumbly Onion

The sexual act where a man has a sex with an onion ring while his J-bo-dacious lady does a crab walk. The man, if time admits, executes a bum rub.
Eric and his lady didn't finish their onion rings so they took them home and did the Duluth Crumbly Onion.
by Dwight Mannly March 24, 2007
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