Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering male hierarchy. I.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude,….incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaks from a failed condom causing accidental pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using only basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.

Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!

by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023

load zapper

A woman that you have sex with when you don't want to have a serious relationship.

I was sick of jerking off so I got a load zapper.

by Jimi Digital February 17, 2023

Load Slobber

Tommy Boy Asian

Tommy is SUCH A LOAD SLOBBER
Also is Taco Bell available

by AD Kuttin Up March 28, 2021

Bored Load

The result of a male masturbating out of boredom.

I had nothing to do last night, so I knocked off a bored load.

by Theronai February 27, 2011

trust load

The first time you ejaculate into a girlfriend's vagina.

I gave her my trust load.

by eightythree February 21, 2014

Load monger

A finance manager that will do anything for a deal including mongering loads

Dmitry is a real load monger

Monger monger monger

by Bgecko January 26, 2017

Loaded insult

A compliment ruined by an insult

Guy 1: Man Ashanti's sister is hot...considering that she's on her fifth trip through the buffet line.

Guy 2: Man, what a loaded insult...but you're right man.

by rhea9914 January 7, 2008