Mason jar molly

Mason jar Molly is a very presentable and educated adult woman 👩 who is very rich.
Little does the public know that she really makes her money farting into Mason jars and selling them to perverts on the dark web.

Mason jar Molly is bottling and storing her farts in mason jars for significant financial gain!!

by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025

Jarred Legare

a fat piece of shit who gets mad easily but scared of their own shadow. he wears a giant 3x hoodie cause thats the only article of clothing that fits him. forgot to mention that the hoodie is orange so it leaves everyone to wonder who painted an elephant orange.

man jarred legare is so fucking fat god damn!!!!

by jlegare fan April 5, 2019

JAR

That is whack and not cool, not lit

That dudes car is so jar. His hair is jar as hell.

by HOUNDDOG(STATIC'S MASTER) March 31, 2022

jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.

I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

Jarring

Stressed

Too much work to do I’m jarring

by Latina1996 November 6, 2018

Jarring

When someone is being beyond annoying, bare jarring

Joe is so jarring asking to roll every 5 minutes!

by Matty0111 December 27, 2020

Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up

ayo that that nigga named jarred

by madszerox December 14, 2021