david garcia mean someone who is A Sick ass foo very chill and funny and does dumb shit often but hes chill he your daddy.
david will fuck you up
by essskeetit May 3, 2018
Get the davidmug. Nice guys, but secretly in the closet. Love a good reach around from time to time. Sucked a dick in college to prove he wasn’t gay, but secretly loved it.
by SuperRawDogger69 December 14, 2018
Get the Davidmug. a little fucking fucker who just fucka fucking goats m8 chatuale and thinks he is rich but just no ps:tommy hilfiger is junk
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by SSchchiddySchaniddy October 17, 2017
Get the Davidmug. A david is one of the worst people you can meet. They are typically found around alleyways dealing drugs to any person who passes him with money. كما أنه يفضل الجماع مع الأطفال
by ChosenChode November 14, 2019
Get the Davidmug. David is a gay boy. He has long brown curly hair. His nose is the size of a stove. He is very ugly and has a terrible sence of humor. If you ever meet a David, steer clear because he just wants to suck your eggplant
"Ew, is that a David??"
by flowerboygay May 31, 2018
Get the Davidmug. A very sexy and good looking guy. He gets all of the girls and has a big pp. He is the greatest person to ever walk the face of the earth. If you are a girl than you should go get with him now.
by The knowledge tree October 25, 2019
Get the Davidmug. Wow did you see David come in the other day? He was so nice but I’m pretty sure he got arrested leaving the restaurant
by Mrchickenman autobiographer November 4, 2020
Get the Davidmug.