The result of masturbating too much to the point that your dick has changed color; a tan color or darker hue; self mutilation; rubbing your genitals until they are raw;
John: Matt's dick is sooooo tan!
Chris: Well yea he jerks it six times a day!
John: We should call him Dikembe Mu-tan-dick!!
Chris: Because he has a tan dick!
Chris: Well yea he jerks it six times a day!
John: We should call him Dikembe Mu-tan-dick!!
Chris: Because he has a tan dick!
by steve analton January 26, 2012
by cowtippinfunny January 25, 2009
A left arm tan is the tan that men get from driving there classic cars around with the window open and one are hanging out. this is the case because most classic cars do not have A/C so open windows are the only source of cool air.
by bick cock May 07, 2007
Pale pigmentation and pasty skin caused by excessive exposure to Cathode Ray Tube (CRT) Screens. This 'tan' generally applies to Caucasians only, but some Hispanics and Middle-Eastern people have been known to see the same effect.
The acronym CRT can also be used to express 'Cathode Ray Tan'
The acronym CRT can also be used to express 'Cathode Ray Tan'
"Hey Archibald, me and the boys are going to spy on the girls in their change rooms, are you coming?"
"Sorry Fred, I'm busy working on my cathode ray tan. Maybe later."
"Sorry Fred, I'm busy working on my cathode ray tan. Maybe later."
by sickanimations June 16, 2007
Tan Hui Ting; a phrase to express one’s strong love for mathematics.
Background information:
A Mathematics Teacher who is loving and motherly, Tan Hui Ting cares a lot for her students well-being and progress in Mathematics. Often, she exclaims “Now class” and “Can class” to capture her students’ attention so as to Ensure that her students are aware of shorter methods to solve math problems and they can close their learning gaps at the fastest possible rate.
Background information:
A Mathematics Teacher who is loving and motherly, Tan Hui Ting cares a lot for her students well-being and progress in Mathematics. Often, she exclaims “Now class” and “Can class” to capture her students’ attention so as to Ensure that her students are aware of shorter methods to solve math problems and they can close their learning gaps at the fastest possible rate.
Tan Hui Ting, my math teacher is an amazing one! she’s really good at math! Tan Hui Ting! Tan Hui Ting!
by nowclass2.0 October 10, 2018
A grubby, snotty nosed child generally from a low social economic background that can be identified by the way they play by themselves in the tan bark at the playground.
a high class family such as us would never encourage our children to play with the Tan Bark Kid. He has a rats tail and no shoes on.
by Thefried1 June 18, 2018
A tan one receives from pushing carts during the summer at Kroger. The tan is everywhere on the body that has not been covered by the Kroger uniform.
Joe: Jane, your kroger cart tan looks nice!
Jane: I know, don't you love how only my calves, forearms, neck, and face are slightly tanned? I sure do!
Jane: I know, don't you love how only my calves, forearms, neck, and face are slightly tanned? I sure do!
by maria l. September 25, 2006