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Ceiling Swing Plan

A stupid and chaotic plan, like an actual ceiling swing.
No. Shipping Kinsey and Charles together is a ceiling swing plan
by Puffsie<3 November 11, 2022
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swing yon

to hit a vape
*at a party
friend: ‘swing yon!!’
you: ‘no, I don’t vape’
everyone: ‘SWING YONNNNN’
*you hit vape
by theartissue October 14, 2022
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Swing it

the act of drifting/sliding on the way out of a car meet.

Can also be used with the name of the car (e.g. he gonna swing his 350z).

Past tense: it was swung.
"I told bro to swing it when he left the meet"

"bro swung his whip into a tree"
by Petrolheadedtaoana August 19, 2025
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Spouse Swinging

A game put together to help relationships last longer and healthier by being able to "do" without getting bitched at.
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.

Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.

If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.

Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!

Have fun!
"Hey what did you do this weekend?"
"Some spouse swinging"

"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"
by LoveDDoctorhh April 13, 2014
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Rusty Swing Set

Noun.
A gathering of swinger senior citizens (typically nude and involved in coitus).
"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."
by Matthew End March 16, 2013
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Swing

A kind of game, where people flies
Just

Like
A
Bird
But

Falls
To
The
Ground
And

Then
Become shit
Girl 1 "Hey, go back to earth before you go too high!!"
Boy1 flies and falls face to the ground "Too late!!"
Girl1 "I told you to stop swing flying"
by Don'tDreamJustDo July 31, 2016
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Swing hands

Swing hands basically means fight.
Person 1: Yo whats the problem?

Person 2: Shut up idiot wanna swing hands?
by Pussy killer 1997 January 10, 2017
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