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Super Straight

A term used by closeted people who are insecure about their sexuality, similar to Sigma Male or incel. Refers to the South Park character Big Gay Al whose catchphrase is "I'm Super!"
"I wish people would understand how hard us super straights have it"
by ArtFree1488 March 8, 2021
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Super Straight

A sexuality that revolves around the fetish of eating your own feces
"Are you gonna flush the toilet man"
"Nah, I'm Super Straight, and I'm hungry"
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Super Straight

A made-up new sexuality that people of the LGBT community have problems with.
Y'all need to calm down for 5 seconds. being super straight isn't transphobic, some people just want to fuck a girl and not expect to see a dick
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super straight

A word closeted gay men use. Whenever a man says he's "super straight" he's actually super gay, but he isn't out yet so he will use that code word.
Hey dude are you gay.
No I'm "super straight"
Oh. I got u man
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Super Straight

A man who is only attracted to cis women.
Rick: I'd like to set you up with my friend Karla
John: oh, sorry man. I'm sure she's great, but I'm super straight

Rick: ah. Tight.
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Super Straight Phobic

The hatred of the anti-trans "super straight" people. SS people are just straight people but with an outlined dislike of trans people.

Basically the only acceptable phobia when it comes to sexuality.
(Why?) Because super-straight is made up, and a joke anyways despite some radical right wings making it a serious way to be transphobic.
(semi-joking)
super-straight: My sexuality is pornhub!! Ah hah! I dislike trans people, too. I'd never date them.
Super straight phobic person: Wow that's virgin behavior, learn to accept others. You don't gotta fvck them if you don't want to, so why be so mad?

super-straight: I'm just trying to compensate for my non existent sex life and use meme humor to disguise my gross opinions
SSphobic person: Well, I was bisexual but if you're super straight, then I'm super bisexual now. I'd never date a super straight person. Theyre gross and immature. I'll only date bisexuals from here on out.
ss(showing their true colors): Good! breed 'em out! we dont want 'em, so you take 'em all! yeeeeeehawww!! *spits dip on floor* anyway, off to fyck my cousin! (over-exaggeration, obviously. This is only for the ones who take this dumb sht seriously)
by ANormalHumanWhoIsntStupid March 11, 2021
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Super straight flag

The superstraight flag represents the sexual identity of the people that are attracted to a cisgender of the opposite sex.
The flag consists of the colors orange and black. There's many modified versions of the Super straight flag.
Person1: You're superstraight too?

Person 2: Yeah, did you see my Super straight flag?
Karen: THAT'S TRANSPHO-
*Shuts door*
Person 1: When will they learn?
Person 2: When it's convenient
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