stoner band 

Comes from the 1960s as a band who would write songs about and use drugs while on and offstage. These guys were awesome, especially if they have the ability to perform while high. If they overdose though, they're screwed.

Pink Floyd comes to mind when you talk about stoner bands.

Man, Jimi Hendrix is awesome! He played while he was high the other day and it was amazing!

It's too bad the guy from Pink Floyd got kicked out for overdosing on LSD.

stoner band by Ozone January 8, 2005

stoner kitten 

A scrawny high school kid that dresses like a Goth but has theater kid friends. Known to smoke weed. Does absolutely no work for theater but actively distracts tech’s and actors.

Hey! Stop talking to the stoner kittens and get to work!

stoner kitten by that tech kid January 12, 2005

Stoner Kevin 

A person very high on weed and will do a new drug at any given time

your high you must be a stoner kevin

Stoner Kevin by mike December 13, 2004

stoner luck 

When you have a stoner with you ans as unlucky as these fools are themselves, they bring you luck

I was trying to park at the supermarket the other day, and I got a park out the front coz I had Smokey in the car, was the best stoner luck ever!

stoner luck by BundyBear June 19, 2009

stoner baby 

1. Someone who is constantly under the influence of marijuana, and must be taken care of due to their lack of functionality.

2. Someone who is constantly under the influence of marijuana, and ruins other people's highs due to their annoying, selfish and child-like persona.

Camila: dude, stop being such a stoner baby. we're trying to have fun.

Noah: buhhh-- uh...

Camila: *rolls eyes*

Noah: fuck you guys, lets smoke more.

stoner baby by annoyed_friend March 5, 2014

Stoner Movie 

Movies involving drugs (mainly marijuana). All people do in these movies are smoke weed and make corny jokes and stupid pranks which are not funny. Only stoners watch these movies mainly and these movies never win any awards because they just suck and not many people want to watch them.

There is absolutely no sense of realism in these movies. If people who play the characters in the movies actually come to life, then they would be ignored in real life and shunned down for their stupidity and lack of intelligence.

Person 1: Hey man, wanna hang out at travis's place and watch Half Baked?

Person 2: Whats that?

Person 1: A Stoner Movie

Person 2: No thanks, you stoners go ahead and enjoy the 'comic' action.

Stoner Movie by WhyDiesel June 30, 2009

Stoner boner 

When a man smokes dope, and as a result gets aboner, or can't control his sexual urges.

(Everyone in the examples is high as a kite)
Lexi: I gotta go-o-o you guys. Byebyeeee!!!
Robert: Hahahahaha okay. Can I have a hug?

Lexi: Ye-eah! Hahaha
(They hug)

Lexi: LULULULUL ROBERT GOT A STONER BONER! HAHAHAHA
Robert: HAHAHAHHAH I CAN'T HELP IT!
Bystanders: *nervous laugh*

Stoner boner by pseudonym potatonym May 26, 2010