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salty snickers

When, after having anal sex, the person being sodomized sucks the sperm and their own feces off the penis of the person doing the sodomizing.

The term originates from the (alleged) saltiness of ejaculate combined with the chunky brown consistency of feces.
Bob: So you think she loves you?

Jack: I gave her a salty snickers last night and she loved it. She's mine.

Bob: Better run. She'll be wanting to get married next.
by poopfetishist October 23, 2006
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Hungarian City Slicker

The act of farting into a females vagina while having intercourse
Man, I had to fart so bad while doing her last night, i just turned around, lined up, and gave her the ol' Hungarian City Slicker
by keithvlad2002 November 28, 2010
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Snickers

The official act of shooting a 3-point shot from the far left or the far right of the hoop and making it. The feeling you get when you make it is the same feeling you get when you bite into a brand new Snickers.
Tevin- Hey Jimmy! How come you haven't had a Snickers in long time?

Jimmy- I'm trying!!!!

Tevin- Oh well, you must like Reese's.
by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2011
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snickerdoodle

v. to jizz blast
n. jizz
adj. (snickerdoodlish)a substance resembling snickerdoodle.
He was a gentleman and snickerdoodled on my belly rather than my face.
by Leen Mean January 8, 2009
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Snickerfuck

The act of using a Snickers bar to give someone sexual pleasure by moving it in and out of their anal or vaginal cavity.
The couple wanted to spice up their sex life, so they bought Snickers and decided to Snickerfuck.
by Nate of Fate February 11, 2009
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snicker

1. (verb) To squeeze an obstacle in the most inconspicuous place.
2. (verb) To sneak something into an obvious place without anyone noticing.
No more Russian Sandwitches for her, snicker it into her ear while no one is watching.

That game of Quintel was amazing! Did you see how he snickered it right in while no one was watching?
by FatButtLarry November 12, 2008
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Thick as a Snicker

Term used to define a fly shorty. Said shorty can't be spindly and thin, nor albino, and can't be a chickenhead either. To be Thick as a Snicker it helps if the girl is of color but it is not a requirement. Typically, the female will have an attractive posterior and legs and you'll be attracted to her instantly. This is also known as "having strong feelings towards the girl."

Term made popular by the Brandon Flowers (cornerback for KC Chiefs) tweet to random girl he saw on the street.
Me: Yo dude check out the bangin' chick going into that korean nail salon!
JP: Word up homes, she so fly that she Thick as a Snicker.

Me: Girl let me holla at you, I'm boning up seeing how you as thick as a snicker.
Girl: That's the best pick up line I ever heard! I'm glad you like my fly ass! Do you wanna come over later?

Brandon Flowers (via twitter): So to the light skin girl wit long hair that walked out of city hall around 5 that was thick as a snicker I have strong feelins toward u
by Suge Night May 18, 2011
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