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Preston and Steve

A HILARIOUS morning radio program here in philly.
y100 (100.3 FM)
by Suzi Watson December 12, 2003
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Steve Angel

The alternate identity of one Hunter Burgan, member of AFI and radass bassist with cool, rogaine hair and killer scowls. Often connected with his fixation with the eighties
"Man, that Steve Angel is like...so eighties"
by SquigglyBrow July 12, 2004
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Steve Job

To perform oral sex in a computer chair or in the proximity of a computer.
"Dude Venezia totally wants to give Ben a steve job."
by Chiens May 26, 2008
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steve perry

when someone falls, bails or a beer pong shot is made from a lengthy distance, one may holler journeys singers name outloud to profess the accomplishment
Example 1:

Ronald: dude you'll never make that shot
Caleb: Stttttteeeeveee perry
(shoot the rock)

Example 2:
Bart: watch out for that curb
(hard fall)
Bart: Steve perry
by ronaldgnarbar March 25, 2009
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Steve Law

The Steve law refers to the by-laws implemented upon commencing a relationship with the opposite or same sex. The law states:

Section 1.1:
Being a dick to a partner actually makes them want you that much more.

Section 1.2:
Ignoring a partner will result in them calling/communicating more often for fear of loss.

**Caution: Implementation of the aforementioned articles can lead to loss of the partner if abused or used to frequently. For example, you want to ignore the partner just enough so they think you're busy and cool, but not too much to make them think you're uninterested.
Steve: Hey I'm Steve!
Random Girl: Hey, maybe you should call me tonight?
*Use of the Steve Law*
Steve: naw, I'm busy, but next week I can.


Melissa: Omg girlfriends! Lemme tell you about this guy, Steve, he's soooo cool but I havn't talked to him in like forever!
Victoria: shut the front door! Go call him girl! You don't want that piece of meat getting away!
by Maverick03 March 9, 2009
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Chubby Steve

Getting an erection when it is duct taped to one's own leg.
Kenny gave me the worst "Chubby Steve" last night.
by bubbles mcbubbleson June 17, 2010
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Steve Job

The act of getting a blow job or rim job while playing Iphone games and/or on a Mac computer.
Bro 1: Dude I hear Kaitlin gave you a sick steve job last night is that true?

Bro 2: Yea man, I finished the entire campaign of angry brids durring it too!
by THE Steve Job Extradinaire October 7, 2011
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