Friend: "im getting a dog today :)"
You:"Fuck you stpid ginger faggot"
Other Friend:"i love when people are status bombing :D"
You:"Fuck you stpid ginger faggot"
Other Friend:"i love when people are status bombing :D"
by CiscoBr0z April 22, 2011
When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.
Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
by gladiatorstylinprincess August 09, 2011
When one person changes their status, and then other people either make the exact same status, or change their status because of it.
Bob: Dude, I changed my status to "with my girl", and Ryan totally status chained me
Joe: Oh don't I know it. Pretty soon my whole facebook news feed was full of people apparently "with their girls"
Joe: Oh don't I know it. Pretty soon my whole facebook news feed was full of people apparently "with their girls"
by urherlurr February 18, 2011
sometimes referred to as "SB"; when someone is attracted to another person because of the title(s) that they hold
Remi: Wow, he's really hot.
Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.
Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.
by AwkwardCookie April 05, 2015
The position one finds themselves in having overcome an unsurnountable burden out of their immediate control
I was trapped at the bottom of a well and there was no way out, but then the well flooded and I could swim to the top and achieve Alex Status
by HooseOfWidnes March 24, 2022
the inability to get information to people via facebook due to a numerous amount of comments/posts coming into their status or wall
John: I was gonna tell Rachel happy birthday over facebook, but there was too much status traffic so i held off until later
by fasthandseddie April 08, 2011
My status masturbation is on point!
by Polemuncher May 08, 2016