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United States of the Offended

A term devised by Robert D. Raiford, curmudgeon-at-large, and the only REAL reason to listen to the John Boy and Billy show. It's what the good ol' U.S. of A have become thanks to the panty-waisted touchy-feely liberal types who go out of their way looking for something to offend them, and get said panties in a knot when they find it. Hey, it's called the right to freedom of speech, ya horse's ass. Go check out the first ammendment. NOWHERE does it say that you have the right not to be offended. So quit calling for more tolerance and diversity training, and just learn to deal with it. Instead of trying to make us all overly sensitive, why the hell don't you go out and get a real job, and mind your own damn business. Sometimes the truth's a bitch, fuckers.
Wow, we can't say ____ anymore because some group got their poor little feeler's hurt and pitched a fit and made everyone take sensitivity training? Geez, some people get their skivvies in a twist over the most trivial things. It's like we're living in the United States of the Offended or something.
by Sir Adam the Great April 8, 2005
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statement of intent

Telling a girl/guy you are interested in them. Usually sexual.
Him: What do you like most about doing pottery?
Her: You know, I just love molding the clay. It's so satisfying being able to create something with your hands.
Him (statement of intent): Wow, I love that you're so passionate about that. And you have such a physical enjoyment of it. That's really sexy.
by C.O'B September 10, 2006
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United States of Generica

Suburban areas where the predominance of malls and chain stores have so homogenized the landscape that there are few remaining external clues where you are. The result of spending any length of time in such areas is a "generic" experience of America, i.e., an experience that is identical whether you are in Texas, Massachusetts, Ohio, or California. May also include extensive housing developments characterized by tract housing or, worse, McMansions.
Every "mom-and-pop" shop that had given the area its charm and character had been replaced by a Walmart, a Payless, a McDonalds, or a Starbucks -- transforming what was once a delightful town into just another corner of the United States of Generica.
by Thomas L. Robinson September 12, 2008
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city state

A state (country) based around a single city and its surounding land. City states do not have defined borders and no city states exist in the modern world.
Babylon, Athens, and Sparta are all ancient city states.
by Ace of words February 26, 2009
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President of the United States

The president of the United States is the leader of the USA, also known as Jaiden Knight, a 20 year old living his best life
Jay Money is the 48th president of the United States
by Jay_money_000 June 2, 2021
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nation states

A game created by Max Barry to promote his books, quite fun if you have a mind.
by Hack Nike June 9, 2005
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North Carolina State

Large public university in Raleigh, North Carolina. Home to over 30,000 students, it's the largest university in the state. Noted for fantastic Engineering, Agricultural, and Design programs.
Athletic excellence is stressed, as Wolfpack teams regularly defeat competitors in the ACC, most notably UNC and Duke. Duke sucks.
We're the red and white from State
And we know we are the best
A hand behind our back
We can take on all the rest
Go to hell Carolina
Devils 'n' Deacs stand in line
The red and white from NC State
GO STATE
by Nemesis Darklord September 13, 2005
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