An event taking place at a social gathering, where one is elevated atop a consumption vessel and consumes their maximum amount at an even rate while counting the timespan, in complete silence
by LikeABawse March 27, 2015
Get the stealth keg-standmug. A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.
Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.
by Monkey's Dad July 15, 2020
Get the stand down comedianmug. when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.
person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
by EskimoJAK April 2, 2011
Get the Standing Deuce-ationmug. by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 19, 2022
Get the One week standmug. An unusual and rare sex position, where a grown man receives oral felatio from a midget of his preferred gender whilst both are standing up.
by xottas May 19, 2022
Get the The Standing GawkGawk 5000mug. by ThicccSebaaaaaa April 8, 2023
Get the albertan lemonade standmug. As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.
by LordSelrahc February 3, 2022
Get the lobster at a fruit standmug.