master sprinter

often used for people who run faster than lightning itself when thinking that someone is hurt or in danger when no one even needed their assistance, but most likely would slip and fall while doing it

“OH MY GOD JAY ARE YOU OKAY?!”
*master sprinter bursts out of no where wondering what happened and falls*

by i hope my mom doesnt see this March 19, 2020

Salty Spruyttus

The Salty Spruyttus is a sexual position in which a man lays on his back with his feet up near his head. A line of salt is applied to his erect shaft, and a lemon wedge is placed on his butthole. A tequila shot is taken (optionally from the belly button).

Dan and Andrew performed a Salty Spruyttus.

by xarumitzu August 4, 2020

Springer/Sprung

Slang for an erection.

See "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-lot.

Example of Springer/sprung

Uh-oh. Bobby's got a springer.

When a girl walks up with an Itty bitty waist and a big butt in your face you get sprung.

by Thisstuffislewd September 27, 2020

LJ Sprint

A rapid terrifying explosion of movement towards the nearest functional bathroom in order to prevent a catastrophic spillage of immense fecal matter

Just had to LJ sprint before i made liquid brown in my pants.

by LG Cork September 18, 2021

carolina sprint

The act of running at full speed while wearing flip flops to address a matter of disrespect physically. Depending on the skill and overall level of hands the sprinter has, flip flops will usually fall off for younger children of eastern Carolina; adult goons are capable of keeping flip flops on at running speeds of up to 20 MPH. Mountain Dew and Dr. pepper consumption have been known to vary the effectiveness of a sprint.

Ricky was talking out the side of his neck and Bobby broke out in a full Carolina sprint to teach him a lesson

by Orums December 8, 2021

Jozef Sprunk

The Stinkiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. Literally smells like a big wet fart mixed with green nickels. If you get near this get ready to wanna kill yourself. Cause he Stinks!

Ahh, Gah damn, it smells like a Jozef sprunk in here. JESUS

by CharlieJ16 November 1, 2022

Little Scrunt

Boy who talks like a man yet who’s balls have not yet dropped

Dont listen to that little Scrunt he’s never even been with a woman yet. Let alone have his balls drop

by Greasy Snake September 15, 2023