SPLOOT

Sploot or Splooted is a word to describe throwing something at house, this may consist of an egg, pottery or even a mattress!

I’m going to sploot Michelle’s house tonight!

I think Michelle got splooted earlier

by anonymous September 27, 2020

Meow Splatter

(noun) the act of being angry at a domestic feline and punting it into a wall or other hard surface.

I got into an argument with my cat last night because he wouldn't stop meowing so i punted him into the wall and made a meow splatter.

by cat punters September 25, 2010

pop dog shot splitter

Drop a bomb of drone in a vodka red bull, you get a pop dog shot splitter, bitch

can i have a pop dog shot splitter?
go to hell.

by Arsenic Taco October 15, 2011

sploitz

Cooler than cool. Hotter than hot. Neater than neat. Tittier than tit. Sploitz is the cream of the crop, the best of the best, the ultimate form.

Looks at amazingly cool cup at banquet table. "Man, that cup is sploitz!"

by MrWhistler July 4, 2005

sploot

An affair between to married bisexuals of the same sex.

I think tony is having a sploot with the milkman

by EC May 18, 2003

back-splatter

The line of mud pasted onto ones back, after one has been riding a bike through said mud, thus producing the upward lift of said mud, from the circular motion of the wheels on said bike in motion.
Said word was created after observation of competative bikers training in the rain who stopped at a diner and all looked like skunks with their enormus examples of back-splatter in its perfect state.

"woah! those competative bikers who have been training in the rain have totally perfect back-splatter!"...."no doubt if they had been doing that naked they would resemble the negative images of skunks!"

by gillians pseudonym May 13, 2005

"slotted"

when you come out of a bathroom followed by a hot slag. means that you just had sex! the polite way to brag to u'r mates!

like when "x" came out of the toilet at a club in devon and said "slotted"!
simple!

by teagleman August 27, 2006