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by September 21, 2022
Get the I speak keyboard... mug.To describe someone waiting for their muscles in their alimentary canal to spasm as they wretch, so when they vomit, it sounds like someone speaking Japanese.
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Get the Speaking Japanese mug.Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.
"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"
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Get the Speak to the plumber mug.When one plays the guitar so beastly it is as if the player is speaking in another language. This usually occurs during major guitar solos or when serenading. This usually involves the use of guitar scales.
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(Usually on social media, posting other people's quotes, trying to sound philosophical)
(Usually on social media, posting other people's quotes, trying to sound philosophical)
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