Spanking it up to a ton

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.

This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

by matt_dude23 December 17, 2011

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spank my shit

My boyfriend said it to me

¨imma spank my shit when i get home¨

by bensgf October 03, 2023

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Sir Spanks-a-lot

A man who engages in the act of spanking often.

She loved that her man was a real Sir Spanks-a-lot .

by Shreddesaurous April 27, 2009

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Hammer Spank

When you oil up someone’s ass and spank it with the force of 1000 jet engines which then knocks the person unconscious giving you time to do whatever you want to them.

Isaac just Hammer Spanked storm so goddamn hard.

by Isaac fucked storm May 07, 2018

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Alaskan Spank Tank

This occurs when you hit an elderly woman from behind as her oxygen tank slowly leaks into your butt causing a relaspe. This is also known as Jackass 4.

The other day i boned this lady so hard and gaver her the ol alaskan spank tank!

by Donald Trumps Guilty Pleasure March 12, 2016

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