Spanish Wish

When two spanish males fuck a hot white girl and start kissing each other over her.

"Aye you see that spanish wish video on porn yet?"

"Yeah that shit was so fucking hot lana Rhodes should do one bro!"

by BEPOPEBO October 16, 2021

English Or Spanish

If someone says English or Spanish it means that they're gonna say Whoever moves first is gay.

Person 1: English or Spanish.
Person 2: Spanish.
Person 1: "Quien se mueve primero es gay." (Whoever moves first is gay)
Person 2: Damn it.

by oysterbyprouduct June 14, 2024

whats no in spanish

A funny thing to ask like you don’t know the answer, even though you do.

Funny dude: Yo, dude.. whats no in Spanish?
Other dude: …it’s literally ‘no’

by Lizzy!! July 16, 2021

Spanish Motorcycle

A sexual act in which your partner inserts a maraca into your anus to use as a handle while simultaneously twisting the penis and making motorcycle engine noises.

Last night, after the cinco de mayo party, Francesca gave me a Spanish motorcycle and I'm still pretty sore....

by Skeet442 March 17, 2019

The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 220: The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Spanish Inquisition

A Spanish Inquisition is when someone puts some part of their body in your butthole suddenly and without warning. Based on Monty Python’s “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition”.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

by Road Warrior+Manny February 8, 2020

English or Spanish?

Question asked to someone followed by a test for one’s sexuality.

Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2: English

Man 1: Whoever moves first is gay
Man 2: …

by wannaberizzler June 8, 2024