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Pocket spaghetti

When an awkward person is saved from embarrassment by offering their pocket spaghetti
“No I won’t exclusively date you”
(Pulls out pocket spaghetti)
Oh shit aight”
by Spitballer666 October 8, 2020
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spaghetti

v: to twirl a girls hair around one's hand and wrist when postitioned behind her in preperation for or during the act of intercourse

n: leverage given from having her hair wrapped around your hand and wrist
Man i was with this girl and I got me some spaghetti to get better leverage.

Man I totally spaghettied her!
by Man Cop November 15, 2010
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spaghetti and meatballs

The act of a male having sex with a female while she is on her period. The act most commonly takes place in the kitchen, preferably on the kitchen table while having dinner.
" My girl wanted some spaghetti and meatballs for dinner."
by Reesespsj June 1, 2007
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Spaghetti Taco

A spaghetti taco is a young promiscuous, provocative italian-american female. She wears tight, trampy cloths and has an obnoixous and selfish personality. Pretty much any girl on the Jersey Shore television program.
That Meadow Soprano/Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola wannabe, what a Spaghetti Taco!
by tibbstownmayor December 23, 2010
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Spaghetti Hoe

A hoe dat suck yo dick off afta she eat spaghetti and noodles be stuck up in yo dick hole.
Scott: My girl be a spaghetti hoe, she ate chef boyardee den give me brain i had a noodle out my dick hole. Shit was tits.
by Jordan SXE Watson September 25, 2005
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spaghetti sauce chubrock

1: The fusion of a spaghetti sauce dildo attached to the center portions of the Fazoli's tomato mascot.
2: (A crude version)Take a regular chubrock and toss some spaghetti sauce on the flesh colored dildo...bam!, you got yourself a spaghetti sauce chubrock.
"This chubrock could only be topped with a warm serving of spaghetti sauce. Luckily we are here at Fazoli's and have plenty to spare."
by andyfellovernet June 8, 2003
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Spaghetti's Law

A derivation of Godwin's Law, which states that as a Usenet discussion, primarily one religious in nature, the probability of an allusion involving The Flying Spaghetti Monster approaches 1.

Note: the Flying Spaghetti Monster is also interchangeable with gnomes, elves, unicorns, fairies, etc.
"Let's say I'm a devout follower of a god known as The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Now, let's say I support horrendously bigoted notions based purely on the word (Spaghetti's Law, or Biblesghetti) of this floating hunk of spaghetti. You don't feel that's a bit unfair?"

"If you want me to worship a flying spaghetti monster, or guilt me into believing that faith in the spaghetti monster is important, you must first prove that the flying spaghetti monster exists."
by Chaohinon March 12, 2009
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